was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”
he places the leash down on the ground so carefully
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places, worn out faces
more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate
"A photo of Nicolas Cage, which 40,000 students can now share and enjoy whenever they want."
nice eyebrows? more like eye-bros