I had a weird dream last night

I dreamt that everyone in the band paramore died but I was friends with them and when they died they left me a baby and I didn’t want it so I put it up for adoption but I almost kept it cuz it was cute and Asian and the people who were going to adopt it were meeting us at ruby Tuesdays but my mom was mad cuz she didn’t want to go to ruby Tuesdays and we were arguing upstairs for a long time because I wanted to go to ruby Tuesdays and then when I came back to my room there were holes in the walls like something had popped out and scrapes going from hole to hole and in one of the holes there was this tortoise head because I guess I had an old pet tortoise that lived in my walls and he had popped his head out so many times because he missed me

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

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peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.

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cokeflow:

rebelioism:

there has never been a more magnificent human being

you gotta do what you gotta do

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snapchatting:

*prints out ur selfie* *puts it in the shredder*

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bondoge:

THATS AN EMPTY PHONE CASE

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a-great-balancing-act:

mypancakesaredelicious:

wecum-onromans:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

OMFG

THIS IS COOL AS FUCK.

WANT.

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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